40歲後的朋友圈是什麼樣的?
Men after 40 in social networks be like:
40歲後在社交網路上的中年男人都是這個樣子的:
評論區:
dutchrevolt
:
I’m offended。
有被冒犯到。
robertlangdon69
:
Sorry to break it you。 They are cats。 Not men。 You may need glasses。 Get your eyes checked。
很抱歉去打斷你,但是它們是貓,不是人,你可能需要眼鏡,好好檢查你的眼睛吧。
amerigov
:
When you wake up for work, and realize you‘re a cat and don’t have to work。
當你醒來要去上班,然後意識你是一隻貓並且不需要去工作。
評論區:
hummingbird
:
I wanna be a cat in my next life。
我下輩子想成為一隻貓。
mammal
:
Housecats already figured out life while human struggling with genders。
貓貓已經搞清楚生活了,然而人類還在為性別爭個不停。
greenmarimo
:
“My father always told me that it was better to learn to control the ball barefoot to get the sensitivity in the foot and I promised him that one day I would do it like no one other。 But what really happened was that he didn‘t have money to give me a pair of shoes。 So when I won my first Golden Ball I didn’t cry with joy, I cried because I didn‘t have my father with me anymore。” — Ronaldinho
我父親總是告訴我,最好學會赤腳控球以獲得腳部的敏感性,我向他保證,有一天我會像其他人一樣做到這一點。但事實是他沒有錢給我一雙鞋。 所以當我贏得我的第一個金球獎時,我沒有高興地哭,我哭了,因為我沒有爸爸了。 — 羅納爾迪尼奧
評論區
trustme_dude
:
Seeing Ronaldinho play with a ball。 It feels like the ball is a part of his body。 His control was just exceptional。
看小羅打球,感覺就像球是他身體的一部分,他的控制力非常出色。
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orphndlnd
:
They all played football。 He danced。
別人都在踢球,而他在舞蹈~